Super Bowl LIE Pick

February 3, 2019

Super Bowl LIII, or more accurately, Super Bowl LIE, here’s our pick:

Stupid New England Patriots -2.5 vs. Bullshit Worst Call Ever to Put Them in the Super Bowl Los Angeles Rams

It’s the matchup the NFL pretty obviously wanted you to see. So they made sure it happened.


Championship Sunday!

January 20, 2019

NO -3 vs. LAR

KC -3 vs. NE

Divisional Round Picks

January 12, 2019

IND +5 at KC

LAR -7 vs DAL

PHI +8.5 at NO

Wild Card Round Picks

January 5, 2019

Saturday’s a good day for road dogs!

IND +2 at HOU

SEA +2.5 at DAL

LAC +2.5 at BAL

CHI -6.5 vs PHI

Week 17 NFL Picks

December 30, 2018

We’re an awesome 27-27 versus the spread this year! Time to bring it home with another stellar week of picks.

BUF -4.5 vs MIA
PHI -6 at WSH
LAC -6.5 at DEN
HOU -6.5 vs JAX
MIN -4.5 vs CHI

Week 16 NFL Picks

December 23, 2018

SEA +1 vs. KC

PHI -2.5 vs. HOU

GB -3.0 at NYJ

OAK +2.5 vs. DEN

Week 15 NFL Picks

December 13, 2018

Regular Picks 

KC -3.5 vs. LAC

Week 13 NFL Picks

December 2, 2018

Lock Picks

PIT -3 vs LAC

Regular Picks

IND -4 at JAX
DEN -4 at CIN
ATL -2.5 vs BAL
CAR -3.5 at TB
MIA -3.5 vs BUF
HOU -5.5 vs CLE
PHI -6 vs WAS

Week Nine NFL Picks

November 4, 2018

Lock Picks

SEA -1 vs LAC
WSH -2 vs ATL
DAL -4 vs TEN

Regular Picks

PIT +1.5 at BAL
NO +1.5 vs LAR
CAR -6 vs TB
MIN -5 vs DET

Week Eight NFL Picks – Abbreviated Version

October 28, 2018

Week 8 snuck up on us like Michael Myers in the new Halloween movie, which is awesome by the way. So we didn’t get around to making a full slate of picks. But we took a quick scan and here are some lines we liked. By the way, for those of you keeping score at home, we’re a subpar 14-15 this year against the spread.

Sunday Early Games

Denver Broncos (3-4) at Kansas City Chiefs (6-1)
Line: KC -8.0
GH Pick: Chiefs

Tampa Bay (3-3) at Cincinnati Bengals (4-3)
Line: Cincy -3.5
GH Pick: Bengals

Washington Redskins (4-2) at New York Giants (1-6)
Line: WSH -1.0
GH Pick: Skins

Sunday Late Games

Indianapolis Colts (2-5) at Wherever They Are Now Raiders (1-5)
Line: IND -3.0
GH Pick: Colts

Sunday Night Football

New Orleans Saints (5-1) at Minnesota Vikings (4-2-1)
Line: NO -2.5
GH Pick: Vikings