Boy, It’s Been More Boring Than Presidential Debate Around Here Lately

October 19, 2008

Admittedly, not much has happened on the Hub lately. In fact, nothing has happened for nearly two months.

Speaking of nothing happening, did any of you catch the final 2008 presidential debate last Wednesday night? It’s too bad one of the major crises facing our country isn’t insomnia. At least then we could be reasonably confident that these guys would be able to solve one problem.

Unfortunately, there are far more important things facing our country. And as with so many important issues of our day, if we would only look to the mustache, we will find the answer. In this respect, I humbly submit for your perusal a list of suggestions for spicing up the presidential debates the next time around, brought to you by your follicled friends at the American Mustache Institute.